Terms & Conditions
Terms & Conditions: $PGRL Token Presale
Last Updated: Today (because we just launched lol)
Introduction
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing this website and participating in the $PGRL presale, you agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions. If you do not agree, please leave immediately (we won’t stop you).
2. No Guarantees
$PGRL presale is a speculative, high-risk venture.
There are no promises regarding token value, returns, or the completion of any “1500 smashes” milestones.
We do not guarantee the authenticity of any content or persona associated with this project.
3. Risk Acknowledgment
You acknowledge that blockchain transactions are irreversible.
You understand that you may lose your entire investment, and that this is totally normal in crypto.
By participating, you assume all risks, including emotional trauma from witnessing 1,500 degenerate milestones.
4. Intellectual Property
All images, memes, GIFs, and content on this site are “for entertainment purposes only” and may not reflect reality.
Any likenesses, names, or claims are purely fictional and may or may not be AI-generated.
5. Liability Limitation
$PGRL, its creators, affiliates, agents, or “partners” are not responsible for any losses, damages, or embarrassment resulting from participation.
This includes financial loss, reputational damage, or regret for aping into a pornstar memecoin.
6. Modifications
We reserve the right to change these Terms at any time without notice.
Updates may include additional disclaimers, more absurd milestones, or sudden rug-pulls.
7. Governing Law
By using this website, you agree that any disputes are subject to the legal jurisdiction of “Nowhere You Can Find Us.”
